Obviously you are being snarky, and this will never happen. But you can to some extent understand the frustration of Nadal fans (and others) that the YEC is always played on Indoor HC. I get that it fits that way into the calendar, although, you could argue that the calendar could end any way that it wanted to, at that point. If you take out the YEC, indoor HCs fall below 20% of the calendar, while clay is fully 30% +. Two Majors are on HC, 1 on clay and one on grass. It can be argued that indoor HCs are over-valued by having the next highest tournament always played on that surface. Each tournament is not going to change its surface, but there is no reason that the YEC couldn't change surfaces, on a rotating basis. Players play DC on various surfaces at the end of the year.