Lol. Moran Taing.A Scotsman stumbles out of a bar and starts walking down the road to his house. Too drunk to make it there, he lays down on the side of the road in a field and passes out.
A woman is walking home and spots him there. She says to herself, "I wonder what he's hiding underneath that kilt." Looking around to make sure that no one sees here, she takes a peek. "No underwear, oh my!" After she's had her giggles, she says to herself, "I should do something to let him know that I was here."
She takes the blue ribbon from her hair and ties it around his manhood, covering him with the kilt again.
The next morning the Scotsman wakes up and feels something funny under his kilt. He takes a look and says, "Well my lad, I don't know where we've been, but I see that you won first prize!"
Lol. Moran Taing.
* Moran Taing means thank you very much in Scots Gaelic. I thought it just fit in with your joke. Lol. Slainte mhath. That means good health & is usually used as a toast.
You're welcome, Vince. I look forward to seeing that topic.thank you Horsa. Very soon i am going to start up Rate the tracks topic. I look forward to your partaking there and then.
Ricky Gervais told this one to Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee:
A Holocaust survivor died and went to heaven. When he met God, he told him a Holocaust joke. God said, "That's not funny!" The survivor said, "Well, I guess you had to be there."
Turns out I celebrated yesterday. I actually thought it was the 5th of May.24 july is also tequila day.