OK guys, so put on your sweat pants, go to the situation room, because "Operation Re-Write Narrative" is on. I'm going to make up some quotes in order to re-write the narrative. Remember everyone, all this thread did for 21 pages is address whether Rafa's actions re: Carlos were "right or wrong." Everything else is made up and false narratives.
Here goes, first made-up quote puts in question the legitimacy of Nadal's wins:
Fiero425 said:
He's stolen many a match and championship; esp. at the FO against Federer in a few of those finals! It's one of the reasons Nadal's never been a fave; even as a kid! His whole act is so offensive, it's hard to describe! :cover :speechless:
Second made-up quote questions Rafa's saint-hood (<3 britbox):
britbox said:
^Of course not mate... Rafa was tucked up in bed dreaming of signing autographs for the homeless.
Made-up quote about Uncle Toni's coaching being brought up out of the blue:
Billie said:
How about Toni's coaching? Why does he keep doing it? He was warned a few times, but he does it anyway? There have been cases of players complaining about Toni and Rafa's talks during matches..
Made-up quote that seems to confuse Rafa's age a tad:
Front242 said:
Medical time-outs from years ago brought up out of the blue (also a made-up quote, of course):
Front242 said:
No, he's taken dubious medical timeouts in a few of those.
No moral judgments on the subject were passed during the making of this product:
Front242 said:
A true sportsman right there and a great role model for everyone.
How stalling, p1$$ing off the opponent and spectators is the act of a good role model I've no idea but in my eyes it's the polar opposite.
No hyperbole was used in the making of this product either:
Front242 said:
Nadal's time wasting on the other hand is just about the worst example of bad sportsmanship
No further takes on coaching were made either:
lacatch said:
And we don't even have to reintroduce the issue of the on-court coaching, which Rafa and Uncle Toni have singlehandedly introduced to the ATP tour lol (and which is VERY rarely challenged by the chair and/or the ATP tour).
And perhaps, my favorite (made-up) gem of this thread. I wonder if logical fallacies were taught in English 101 classes or did they limit the curriculum to Oscar Wylde literature.
GameSetAndMath said:
Now, perhaps Tom Brady should try to get the NFL chief fired as the ball was deflated only by small amount and it probably did not make any difference who won the super bowl.
OK, I lied, this is my favorite quote of the thread. Toni Nadal...the REAL King of Clay.
federberg said:
Coaching is wrong, Rafa has received coaching numerous times. For an all time great it's a bit sad that Uncle Toni does this, it just puts Rafa's legacy to question. Can he do it by himself or not??
No overreactions were observed in the making of this product. No name-calling either:
Front242 said:
Even if the guy had zero slams there's enough about him for me and many others to still consider him a complete t**t
And further:
Front242 said:
The time wasting is just one thing but there are many reasons I consider him a complete t**t.
An issue that was openly acknowledged by all parties is being likened to silent bans, further putting in question the curriculum of that English 101 class:
GameSetAndMath said:
The primary culprit here is ATP?ITF the governing bodies of professional tennis. They
try to keep everything a secret. This is the same problem they had with drugs/doping/silent ban
issues.
Channeling his inner Jennifer Lawrence, GSM was on fire.
GameSetAndMath said:
Corruption by governing bodies of sports is not uncommon. Just today, the FBI is closing in on
corruption charges against FIFA Officials.
Read more about this on CNN.
I understand that Tennis Froniter wants to be on good books of ATP/ITF. But, that does
not mean we should blindly accept whatever they do without looking into whether it is
reasonable or at least talking about it to raise awareness.
Again, moral takes were in no way noticed during the making of this product. This is all re-writing narratives on my part:
federberg said:
This! Just have the moral courage to admit he's not a saint. It's like some of these people believe because he's an awesome player than means he's an angel. It is utterly bizarre and says more about them really :nono
In fact the above quote seemed to have a similarly hot take on Nadal fans too, whose admiration for the ass fingering, hair thinning, time wasting Spaniard speaks volumes about the kind of people they are, apparently.
Further proving that all anti-Nadal takes in this thread were simply about whether what he did was right or wrong, and in no way about dislikes or "state why you think he's human scum" takes, we get the following:
Denisovich said:
He's immature, acts like a 5 year old. Whining when umpires enforce rules, potty breaks, all those selfserving comments (WTF needs to be on clay, 2 year ranking system, etc etc etc). He also sleeps with the lights on, and needs to do all kind of movements before he can hit a ball. These are all things spoiled little children do on the tennis court.
Not the ambassador of the sport you would like.
Note: The above was in fact NOT made-up, as I'm sure you would have guessed by now. All of it is taken directly from this thread, and that was only 10 pages in. Sunday mornings might be the most boring time of the week for me but it's not boring enough to go through the subsequent 10 page, but all of you are smart enough to guess that they would have contained much of the same "narratives" (buzz word of the week). Well, that and some epic pieces of Oscar Wylde literature.
So, perhaps I can go through them later, but I don't think some posters above could afford to have both feet in mouth as it would be too physically impairing and would rob these forums from further valuable, golden posting.