britbox
Multiple Major Winner
I love this, in all of its wackiness as metaphor. Vanilla is perfect for Roger, and exactly why I never liked him. Classic. But even at his best, still a bit vanilla. And Rafa IS chocolate. The NOT vanilla. Darker and stranger. And let's face it: sexier. I'm laughing that you make Djokovic strawberry. Because it's true: when the chocolate and vanilla are all gone, there's still loads of strawberry left. I'm thinking Murray is Rum Raisin. A very particular (and I'd suggest sophisticated) taste. The raisin is for crotchetiness.
Beauty being in the eye of the beholder never rang truer... I'm guessing your using the term vanilla,as in predictable, conformist? Chocolate... mysterious, unpredictable?
I'd have them the other way around. Nadal is more predictable than Federer. His game is more predictable, his tactics are generally more predictable, the tournaments he succeeds in are more predictable. His interviews are very predictable (pretty much the same every week)... He's predictable, period.
Don't know about darker and stranger... but we know he is a grown man afraid of the dark (as said in his book), and he doesn't like dogs. Not your typical sexpot but each to their own. B-)