Some journalist got transcripts from a wiretap on Federer's cell phone. I was sitting next to him an plane, he thought I could not understand English, heard him talking about it, then I stole his phone -- Brazilians always now how to steal, you know. Here is one interesting call I found:
###############Transcript using voice2text technology#############################
#################Duration: 4 minutes, 33 seconds################################
###################Total number of words: 345##################################
##################recognized words: 338 (96.7%)################################
-- Hey, Rafa, how you're doing, man? How is that leg?
-- [unrecognized] Roger! I am better. Told you that, no? Impossible to be better... no, no, lie, I would be better if you had lost to Cilic. I would have felt much better.
-- [unrecognized]
-- I already congratulated you, my greedy friend. Tell me, the kids are fine?
-- Yes, thanks for asking. They asked about "uncle Rafa" again...
-- I hope to see them in the United States. You could appear in Acapulco, just to visit, no?
-- No, no, it is about that that I am calling. Guys here had a great idea.
-- What are those crazy [unrecognized] thinking now?
-- I will play Rotterdam. If you skip Acapulco and the states, I get to #1 again. Then I lose just after, I don't know, a few matches, and you get #1 back. Then comes clay and you have a lot to defend. The #1 will be jumping back and forth. Every time it will be a fuss. Every time it will be a record of how many times one guy got to #1. And we just have to sit and watch everyone writing all that shit.
-- [unrecognized] but they always write more about you!
-- But it will be fun. And every time we get to #1 Nike has to give us loads of money. Guys said we can change position four times. It will be fun like hell. If we do it real good we can keep changing in the grass season. But you would need to get to round for at Wimbledon.
-- four? I need to practice then.
-- Come to my place. We can practice...
-- No, they will find out. They will become suspicious. One day they find it out. I cannot believe they never find it out.
-- Oh, stop that. You always think they'll find out. They never do. We just keep laughing of them.
-- Ah, ok. I need to think. Maybe it is not impossible. It will be unbelievable. Unbelievable fun. And good money. Lots of plata.
-- Sure will! My best to your old man! Miss him a lot. Think about it. Call me tomorrow.
-- OK. A kiss on the children and Mirka. Bye Roger!