Federberg
The GOAT
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Paddy and Murphy fancy a pint but only have £1 between them...
Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says, "Are you mad!? Now we're skint!"
"Come on", says Paddy, "follow me".
They go into the pub and order two pints and drink them before they pay.
Paddy shoves the sausage through his zipper of his jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his knees and suck it.
The barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints each later, Murphy says, "I can't do this anymore, my knee's are too sore and I'm pissed"
"How do you think I feel?" says Paddy, "I can't even remember which pub I lost the bloody sausage in!!"
Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says, "Are you mad!? Now we're skint!"
"Come on", says Paddy, "follow me".
They go into the pub and order two pints and drink them before they pay.
Paddy shoves the sausage through his zipper of his jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his knees and suck it.
The barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints each later, Murphy says, "I can't do this anymore, my knee's are too sore and I'm pissed"
"How do you think I feel?" says Paddy, "I can't even remember which pub I lost the bloody sausage in!!"