I first saw Rafa’s draw and it looked as if it was handpicked by Moxie and Carol. Then I saw Nole’s draw and that too looked like it was handpicked by Moxie and Carol.
Nole won his first match that the six time champion had to play on a parking lot. While he seemingly destroyed Young, it is only fair to say that Young didn’t play his bestest. Unlike Thiem who was too far from his best against Nole, Young didn’t play blind folded and he didn’t have his limb amputated. He was bothered by an ulcer on his private part. I mean 99% of the time Nole’s opponents look like they are far from their bestest when they play him, but being Thiem, Young or Federer, their below par game has absolutely nothing to do with Nole. Now, we need to figure out what can go wrong with Nole in following matches, because we are afraid to say that he is playing freaking good.
In the match, Nole revealed some of his secrets. New service on which he obviously worked with Virginie Razzano and the Tiger shoes much better than Adidas.
His next match is against Monfils and I am already afraid of Nole wining. Imagine the headers in British papers after winning against two black players in a raw – “Djokovic, Grand Magi of Monaco’s KKK chapter”.
They had a players meeting the other day and Nole suggested something shocking – they should ask for more money to help players ranked bellow 50. It was totally unexpected because everyone’s been talking about it for years that players ranked bellow 50 don’t really earn any money even if they win often, yet some other people presided the players’ council and nothing much was done about it. Nole, on the other hand must be out of his mind. Couldn’t he suggest something normal for a change? For example, that every tournament from now on is played in London. Or, that every time he is to play Wimbledon final with Federer, he should withdraw. What kind of novelty is this? Power and money to tennis players instead of British politicians? How they come up with something like that?!