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https://vine.co/v/OD1ZhmxTwg3

 

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This is funny. Shows how shallow so many women are lol! Not saying everyone is like this before all the ladies here get on my case but there are clearly quite a large proportion of the population like this!

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bxuHCgt8f4&x-yt-ts=1422579428&feature=player_detailpage&x-yt-cl=85114404[/video]

 

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An inventor has designed and built a functioning mechanical horse.
Su Daocheng, from China, spent two months making his whacky creation using metal and an old engine.
The result doesn’t quite have the grace and beauty of a real horse, however it is quite an impressive accomplishment from an engineering standpoint.
Su was inspired by the story of Zhuge Liang, a Chinese ruler who allegedly created the first ever mechanical horse 1,800 years ago.

Not exactly a comfy ride.

Su says he wanted to create a mechanical moving horse for years, however he got side-tracked by his other inventions, such as a mechanical elephant and a helicopter modified for road use.
‘I have often thought about how it might work, and suddenly a few months ago I had an idea how to solve one of the problems, and decided to give it a go,’ he said.
The mechanical horse stands at 1.5 metres high and 2 metres long, and weighs 250 kilograms.

Video link below

http://bcove.me/k2l2g639

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/20/chinese-inventor-builds-a-working-mechanical-horse-5029804/

 

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The Honorable Member for Tatton and Second Lord of the Treasury, George Osborne, positioned his right index finger in a rather embarrassing position during a visit to Hecks Cider Farm in Somerset resulting in numerous inflation-related puns on social media.

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I'd watch this!

 

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^^bagpuss as scarface.

 

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I am awake too much. I am asleep too much..

I have seventeen thousand miles of drifting summer sky locked inside my head.

I really need to find a way. of letting some of it out.

 

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me and my gerbil, we just lost the floor. oh dear.

 

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http://www.moanmyip.com/

 

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37 Best Scary Two Sentence Stories

 

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http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aLP4r7v_460svwm.webm

 

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An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"

 

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