Jokes

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Try NOT to laugh

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. I first saw it about a decade or so ago, but it still makes me laugh.

 

[Federberg]

Oh dear…

 

[Federberg]

 

[Federberg]

 

[Federberg]

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the n*de beaches while they were there. ‍‍️
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the n*de beaches while they were there.
They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him,

"The men with really big di*ks and the girls with really, really big bo*bs were both really, really dumb."

When they got to the beach they split up.
Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was.
The boy said, '

'Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, dumb blonde, and the longer they talked, the dumber he got.''

 

[britbox]

 

[Federberg]

 

[Federberg]

 

[Moxie]

 

[Moxie]

Since we've been talking about tourism to places like NYC:

 

[Kieran]

The other day a guy asked me if I wanted to pet his cocker spaniel.

Feeling kinda weird about the whole thing now… I think I should have chosen the spaniel.

 

[Kieran]

The other day I got talking to a great taxi driver. He was smiling, whistling, clearly in a great mood. He said to me “I love this job. I’m my own boss and nobody tells me what to do.”

I said, “Take a left here.”

 

[Kieran]

 

[Moxie]