A man walks into a church and goes in the confessional. The priest follows him.
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery.” he says.
“Dear heavens my child. I must ask, what happened? ” the priest answers.
“You see father, last week my wife and I went to my sister-in-law’s house for dinner. However, it was getting late and it was raining, so we couldn’t return home. That night, I laid with my sister-in-law.” the man says.
“Fear not, my child. God is forgiving.” the priest says.
“Father, I have another sin to confess.” the man says.
“Very well my child, I am listening.” says the priest.
“Five days ago my wife and I went to visit my mother-in-law for dinner. However, the clock had struck midnight, and it was raining, so we couldn’t return home. That night, I laid with my mother-in-law.” the man confesses.
“Worry not, my child. God is forgiving. Will that be all?” the priest says.
“No father, there is one more sin I must confess. Yesterday I went to my secretary’s house in order to work. We had worked a lot and it was already past midnight, it was raining, so I couldn’t return home. That night, I laid with my secretary.” says the man
Just as the priest is about to speak, he looks outside and sees that the sky is starting to darken.
He says “The weather is getting worse, get out before it starts raining!”