Jokes

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[Federberg]

 

[Federberg]

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Oh wow! Seems like this must be belting it’s way around the world as I also got this

 

[britbox]

Oh wow! Seems like this must be belting it’s way around the world as I also got this

It doesn't take 6 weeks for things to arrive in Australia anymore

 

[britbox]

Not a joke, but still funny.

 

[Kieran]

Not a joke, but still funny.

Everybody needs a friend like that!

 

[Kieran]

I’m putting this in jokes because it’s Rapinoe saying stupid about some unknown:

 

[Federberg]

 

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Q. How do you stop your husband from stumbling around in the front yard?
A. Shoot him again.

 

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I was at a bar with friends, all of us telling jokes, and I said, ‘What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in your bathtub? Throw in your laundry.’
Everyone laughed and then this guy behind me said, ‘Hey—my brother was an epileptic. And he died in the bathtub.’
I was like, Fuck. ‘Did he drown?’
And the guy said, ‘No, he choked on a sock.’

 

[Federberg]

 

[britbox]

 

[britbox]

I was chatting with a french guy down the pub the other day.

I said, "Nice to know you're from France.. One of my favourite places is North of France, actually.."

"Let me guess, Monsieur" he said, "Lille? Arras? Maybe Calais"

"No, Britain." I replied.

 

[Kieran]

 

[Federberg]

 

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[Kieran]

 

[britbox]

This is what you call a Firework Display.