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Bruce Lee had a vegan brother: Brocco Lee!

 

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these never get old!

 

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Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill?

Because they had to go home and change first.

 

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COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously
A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.

 

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I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.

 

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"Do not touch" - Must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.

 

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Just caught a disgusting pervert on the bus.
He was watching pornography over my shoulder.