Jokes

Federberg · Feb 18, 2021

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street , and had a drink in Mars bar.
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
‘I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

Federberg · Feb 18, 2021

tented · Feb 18, 2021

Federberg said:

She’s either a) an actress or b) showing why homeschooling should be banned.

Vince Evert · Feb 20, 2021

a few music (and related to) jokes...

My wife asked me why I put up a canopy in our yard with bright lights & funky music.

I told her now is the winter of our disco tent.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge... :good:

My wife told me she was going to leave me over my obsession with the Monkees.

I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face...

A researcher called up the local music library and said, "I'm doing a music history project, and I need music from the era leading up to Bach by tomorrow." The librarian replied, "Well, I can send it to you over the wires for a fee. Would you like me to send anything later at the same time?" The researcher replied, "No, if it ain't Baroque, don't fax it."