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LILLE, FRANCE
R. FEDERER/R. Gasquet
6‑4, 6‑2, 6‑2
THE MODERATOR:Â Questions in English, please.
Q. Roger, how far away did this victory look exactly one week ago when you had to retire? How much of a team effort was in it to make this victory?
ROGER FEDERER:Â Good question.
STAN WAWRINKA: Good question. It was for you so you have to answer (laughter).
ROGER FEDERER:Â Don't tell me what to do.
STAN WAWRINKA:Â But you have to do something this time.
ROGER FEDERER:Â Well, Stan finally helped. And it was much easier than I thought.
Q. Stan, what was it like for you sitting at the side of the court?
STAN WAWRINKA:Â It sucked.
But, yeah, Roger, I still love you (laughter).
You know, I didn't watch the beginning. I tought maybe Roger sold the result to the bookies like friday.
Q. Roger, obviously it was emotional for you at the end. Can you describe how this is different from the emotion of Grand Slams and Olympic wins, other highs in your career.
ROGER FEDERER:Â So, so, it does not mean much, in fact. It does not mean $hit.
Q. Roger, did you ever have a situation like this, that you go so low last Sunday and so up in one week?
ROGER FEDERER:Â Was not that low last sunday. When you know the other guys is on PED's and bought all the judges, the best you thing you do is to fake an injury. And this weekend was easy.
Q. Roger, I would like to know what this title means personally to you and to Team Switzerland?
ROGER FEDERER:Â For me, as I said, $hit, but for these dorks I don't know.
Q. Roger, you have been full of praise for the medical staff. Can you give us insight into the amount of work they had to do over the week? This time last week in London, did you think you could play three matches in three days?
ROGER FEDERER:Â I don't know how many times I have to say this. I'm a trooper, I can play 20 matches in a row.
Q. Roger, what is the name of your chiropractor, if possible? I'd also like to know if on Friday it was your twin brother who played or you? Thirdly, if you're going to play Davis Cup next year? Everyone thinks you will not. But will be great satisfaction to play a final in front of 10,000 Swiss people. And, Stan, did you get a congratulations from Mirka or not?
STAN WAWRINKA:Â Can you choose one question (laughter)?
ROGER FEDERER:Â It was for me, and I have memory, I'm not like you. I killed my twin brother when we were 6 years old. I lost because I wanted to make it hard. I will never play this $hit again. I play in front of Swiss people in my own tournament. One question was for Stan.
Q. Which one?
ROGER FEDERER:Â I don't know, it is your problem.
Q. Roger, are you familiar with the term 'bucket list'?
ROGER FEDERER: As I am with the term “bucket of $hitâ€.
Q. You sort of downplayed the significance of this a couple weeks ago. I'm wondering if you feel differently today.
ROGER FEDERER:Â It is even worst.
THE MODERATOR:Â Questions in French.
ROGER FEDERER (grumbling): Sissy Sprache...
Q. For the whole team. Now that the match is over, there's no secrets to be held, could you tell us how many champagne bottles did you drink in the past two weeks or did you just drink the local beer?
STAN WAWRINKA:Â We've been drinking the whole time. That's why I'm with this memory lapses.
Q. Roger and Stan, I know it's a bit early to say something about next year, but what percentage of chances are you going to play in Belgium first round?
ROGER FEDERER: Are you from Belgium? So, Stan, you answer because you speak better French than I do.
STAN WAWRINKA:Â Yes, I speak better, but I'm drunk (laughter).
The percentage? Close to zero. To beat those dwarfs we can send our B team.
Q. Among my French friends, most of the them except two, were in favor of Switzerland.
STAN WAWRINKA:Â Everyone know this is a land of traitors.
Q. What was the reason, according to you? Did you feel that on the court, that the stadium was on your side, even if you were playing abroad? Maybe all the French people are residents of Switzerland.
STAN WAWRINKA: No. The reason is we have Roger on our team. He always pays up the crowd. Here is cheaper, just that.
Q. Stan, remember you are the Citizen of the Year in Switzerland. You succeeded doing everything you tried this year.
STAN WAWRINKA:Â No, I didn't succeed in everything., but after the lousy year this dude beside me had in 2013, they had no other choice.
Q. Roger, I imagine you remember your emotions when you won your first Grand Slam title. Can you compare the emotions then and the emotions of today? Can you compare this?
ROGER FEDERER: No, you can't compare. Then I was young and that meant something. Now I am old and it doesn't mean $hit.
Q. You took a long time before touching the trophy. Were you afraid of this huge thing? You were almost timid.
STAN WAWRINKA:Â French people touched it before, we were worried.
ROGER FEDERER:Â I do not have touch it, do I?
Q. Stan, you said the French players were talking too much about the Davis Cup. Do you believe this had an effect today? Did they put themselves under too much pressure?
STAN WAWRINKA:Â Of course they were talking, they can't play, they just can talk. They probably got here so tired of talking. But even rested they would be easy to beat. I always beat them. I could steal their ugly wives if I wanted to.
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