Thanks
@Front242 for teaching me English slang (I found out what you mean in Urban Dictionary, no worries). Your lesson actually remind me my very first English lesson few years back in my uni years:
- Who is this man?
- This is Mr John Smith.
- And who is this woman?
- This is Barbara, Mr Smith's wife.
- And who is that girl?
- That is Susan, Smiths' daughter. Rather pretty, isn't she?
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Oh yes, very pretty!
delivered with a very posh British accent by my teacher who was educated in UK. I liked especially the sounding of the emphasised statement.
Said very first English lesson touched pretty much the same subject as you're touching in your slang lesson, but as opposed to your slang, it excited far more healthy imagination IMO, despite very limited vocabulary.
Fast forward till now, my English quite decent (although not perfect), I accept your description of Tsonga's wedding photo (thanks), but prefer to replace it with my own description, because the picture fills me not only with excitement about Noura's body but also with happiness for Tsonga & I wish him well:
Pretty poundage of Noura's love bursts and spills through her delicate skin
Lucky Jo soaks the pride and back to work he wants to be and very keen
Jo recharges his batteries by touching Noura's angel hand
If he's back on court, 'fraid opponents tank their heads in the sand!
The smile Noura's supplying is just electrifying
So sparks and thunderous aces out of Jo's racquet will be flying!
