Who has the dirtiest hand after a match, Federer or Nadal?
For me, this is one of the most important tennis questions, and deserves an own thread. It is even more important than "Who is the holyer: Federer or Nadal", as it deals with day to day life. And of course is so important than it cannot be constrained to the Fedal thread. Murat only created that because he wants avoid the real interesting discussions.
I am preparing an statistical analysis of how many times each one of them touches the given body part during the match, separating by several categories: one finger touch, two finger touch, etc... light touch, heavy touch, squeez, and so on. I will also include interviews with proeminent biologists and some material about bacterial transfer on open environments, together with comparative studies about micro-organisms living on noses and other human cavities not to be named in a polite forum like this.
I am sorry Djokovic fans, but he does not belong in this conversation. Maybe Murray...