The Greatest Ponderings Collection...

[Horsa]

Time to bring this popular thread back...


When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind Eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do radioactve cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Good idea! Thank you very much. I needed a laugh.

 

[Vince Evert]

If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?

If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? (Note : Got to be 11:59 PM, right ?)

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

 

[Vince Evert]

If a book about Failures, doesn't sell is it considered a success?

Quicksand moves Slowly!

Boxing rings are Square !

Why is it that a writer writes, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, humdingers don’t hum, and hammers don’t ham?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

Why doesn’t GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

[Vince Evert]

lets' bring back this thread...

Why is QUITE A FEW the same as QUITE A LOT?

Why are emoticons always yellow?

What is the speed of dark?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.

Which statement is correct? A bottle is half-filled or a bottle half empty.

Why is Valentine’s Day celebrated with red roses, red dress, red cards, and red lipstick? Will it look odd, if any other color is used to celebrate the day? Will it be worth it?

Our stomach churns and digests all food in the same way. Then, why do we eat food in categories of ‘starters’, ‘main course’, ‘condiments’, ‘desserts’? Why can’t everything be eaten together?

In an aircraft, which armrest is yours, if you sit in the middle?

What happens when a poison expires? Does it become more poisonous or no longer remains so?

How many people will actually make ‘tons of people’?

Why does 12:00 A.M comes before 11:00 A.M ?

The words ‘listen’ and ‘silent’ consist of the same letters. So all good listeners always maintain silence.

A PASSWORD’ is to be kept a secret, but it means to be passed on to others.

Don’t you think that your first birthday is actually your second one? The first one happened the day you were born.

‘Giver’ is the opposite of ‘taker’; then why do the caregiver and caretaker mean the same?