RE: Your Favorite Quotes
Some really funny and great quotes by you all, guys.
Woody Allen has a great sense of humour and here are some quotes by him:
- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.(this one kills me because it's so true)
- I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.