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Confucious say: "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day".
 

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1972Murat said:
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

George Carlin

ROFL ! :laydownlaughing
 

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Front242 said:
Confucious say: "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day".


:laydownlaughing:laydownlaughing
 

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consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.


Oscar Wilde
 

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the foolish and the dead alone never change their opinion.

James Russell Lowell
 

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do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend`s forehead.


Chinese Proverb
 

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the world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

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writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.


Robert Frost
 

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being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.


Robert Zend
 

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"I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "F#$k it, cut em up!" "

Mitch Hedberg
 

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Front242 said:
Confucious say: "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day".

So funny and quite vulgar. lol
 

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Some really funny and great quotes by you all, guys.

Woody Allen has a great sense of humour and here are some quotes by him:

- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.(this one kills me because it's so true)

- I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

- In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

- What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
 

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Life is a beach full of swimmer's and diver's who don't take risks
--Kelli T.
 

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cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.


shakespeare
 

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love teaches even asses to dance.

anonymous French proverb
 

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life is an offensive, directed against the repetitious mechanisms of the universe.

Alfred North Whitehead