Kieran
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In another blow to her famously fragile ego, the UN have sacked Maria as an ambassador. Just when she was being lined up to bring World Peace and an end of World Hunger (that would be Tuesday) and then she'd sweep the steps of a Calcutta monastery while wearing a sack of golden ashes on her head (Wednesday), then she'd pose fully clothed for Playboy on Thursday in aid of International Wimmins Day, Part Deux, then she'd wear eye make-up and a short mini-skirt to help build bigger LGBT-friendly hospitals in Syria on Friday - all this stuff that would benefit the whole wide world has been shattered by the mean and spiteful UN who never truly appreciate the wunnerful work done by celebrities around the world, all the photo ops and even more photo ops.
Damn you, the UN! Damn you to Hades! :devil
Damn you, the UN! Damn you to Hades! :devil