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An elder couple were sitting in their broken down car on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck.
The tow truck arrives and the driver walks up to the car as the old man who was driving, rolls down his window.
Driver: Hello folks. What seems to be the problem?
Elder lady: WHAT???
Elder man: Sorry my wife is hard of hearing.
Then he looks at his wife and yells out "HE ASKED WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS".
Elder lady: I think we ran out of gas.
Driver: No problem, I can tow you to the nearest gas station. It's only about 5 miles away.
Elder lady: WHAT???
Elder man: HE SAID HE WILL TOW US TO THE NEAREST GAS STATION.
Elder lady: Okay. Thank you.
As the driver was hooking up the car to the tow truck, he decided to make conversation.
Driver: So where are you folks from?
Elder lady: WHAT???
Elder man: HE ASKED WHERE WE'RE FROM.
Elder lady: Birmingham, Alabama.
Driver: Birmingham. I lived there many, many years ago. Met a woman who was probably the worst fuck of my life.
Elder Lady: WHAT???
Elder man: HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU.