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Not really a joke as such but I burst out laughing reading an article called the "The Toughest Pubs in Liverpool".

It's closed now, but there was a notorious pub called the Eagle and Child in the Page Moss District...

One of the comments was "I'm not saying the Eagle and Child was rough, but I went to a quiz night and the first question was "What the f@@k are you staring at?""
 
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Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.

They saw a Baptist minister walk in, and one said, “Aye, ‘tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.”
Then they spotted a rabbi enter. “Aye, ‘tis a shame the men of Jewish faith are fallin’ to temptation too,” said the other.
But when a Catholic priest walked in, one of them said, “Now that’s a terrible pity… one of the poor girls must be dying.”
 

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Tottenham star Brennan Johnson has started dating "actress" Lily Phillips, who set a world record last December by sleeping with 101 men in 24 hours...
Imagine the shame of going home to your parents and having to tell them your partner plays for Tottenham
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