Jokes

[Federberg]

 

[Moxie]

This is an old one, but Happy St. Patrick's Day:

My grandfather has Irish Alzheimer's. That's where you forget everything but your grudges.

 

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This is an old one, but Happy St. Patrick's Day:

My grandfather has Irish Alzheimer's. That's where you forget everything but your grudges.

I can confirm this. My mother was of Irish descent.

 

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[Federberg]

 

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[Federberg]

Breaking news:
China has released the names of the first 3 infected people:
Sum Ting Wong
Ho Lee Fuk
Yu Dai Soon

 

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[Federberg]

 

[Federberg]

Heres your shit joke of the day:
Duck goes into a bar "Do you have any bread?"
Barman " no we dont we're a bar"
The duck leaves and returns the next day
Duck "Do you have any bread?"
Barman " I told you yesterday no we're a bar"
The duck leaves and returns the next day
Duck " do you have any bread"
Barman " I've fucking told you already we do not have any bread if you ask me a fucking again I'll nail.your bill to the bar!"
Duck " Do you have any nails? "
Barman " No I dont "
Duck " well do you have any bread then? "

 

[Federberg]