I don't know if this fits the thread but here it is anyway. A person wrote on Facebook the following about us Danes (apparently self a Dane as me)
The more I travel around the world, the more I realize that we Danes are actually pretty weird. Here is my list of weird stuff Danes do.
The wierd Danes
Danes don’t trust weather forecasts.
Danes puts salt on food without even tasting it.
Want to upset a Dane? Compare them to a Swede.
Danish news is either about politics or shows on TV.
Danes get confused and embarrassed if you compliment them.
Danish media goes mental when a Dane is on CNN or Oprah.
Students have their graduation party before the graduation.
Danes think you are a creep if you smile at a stranger’s baby.
Riding a bicycle in the winter is considered normal in Denmark.
Danes can’t agree upon what the national dish is. Help me out here?
Danes love their scarves. You even see guys in clubs wearing scarves.
Danish boys think that grabbing ass in the club is the same as shaking hands.
If it’s cozy, it’s called “Hygge†– and no Dane can explain exactly what that is.
Danes love their Licorice: Candies, gum, ice cream, food, drinks – anything goes.
Danes will leave a pub or a bar if there is no place to sit. Sitting is important.
Danes never ever sit next to someone on a bus if there is a free seat anywhere else.
If a Dane wants to be “undaned†and move abroad they are taxed approx. 50% of their assets.
Danes that buy a car end up paying almost 2 times the cars value in taxes and charges.
Danish people have excellent free healthcare but still pay to go to private hospitals.
Danes celebrate religious holidays (Christmas and Easter) by brewing an extra strong beer.
Danes are proud – and makes sure to point that out – each time they see a MAERSK container abroad.
Danes loves bathtubs as most people don’t have them. And when they do, they rarely use them.
Danish people can be your best friends when they are drunk. The next day they don’t even say “Hiâ€.
Many Danes don’t close/zip their coat even in the winter time… They would rather be cold than look uncool!
Ask a totally wasted Dane if he or she is drunk and the answer will most certainly be “No no no no no, not at all!â€
Danes don’t like initiating a casual conversation with strangers on the street – unless they are drunk, of course.
Have this weird folk-law/logic saying, “Don’t think you’re anything special – You’re no better than the rest of usâ€.
Majority of Danes do not like wearing bright colors during autumn/winter. Wear a red coat and you will be stared upon.
Danes have sooooo many religions holidays – but few Danes very rarely practice or even believe in any specific religion.
Equality is important. That’s why most Danish guys don’t open the doors for a girl or take her bag if it’s heavy (come on guys!).
Danes are usually very relaxed about sex. Having sex at 15 is very normal. Having sex even earlier isn’t that uncommon either.
Danes get 5 weeks paid holiday a year, and a 37 hour work week… and we are still some of the most stressed people in the world.
Danish students get approx. 1000 USD/month studying, and access to free education (even universities). And still bitch about it.
Danes get EXTREMELY proud if you mention us winning the European Football Championship in 1992. This is our nation’s proudest moment!
Danes buys 5 good beers, then cheap stuff for the rest of the party, thinking “I’m going be drunk and don’t really care about the taste thenâ€.
Danes are hysterical about hygiene, but apparently do not mind having birthday cakes candles blown out by people with no control of their saliva.
There are basically two types of Danes… The ones that buy their Christmas gifts at the latest possible time, and the one that buys them in October.
There is no age restriction on drinking alcohol in Denmark. Seeing drunk 15 year-olds in the streets (weekends) on their way to parties is a pretty normal sight.
If you’re at a party, approach a Dane, give him/her a hug and ask “So long, how have you been?†– Most Danes will be confused but play along for quite some time, embarrassed to tell they don’t know you.
Danes hate surprise visits. We don’t know how to handle unexpected guests. Please, call a week in advance to set something up – even though you are childhood friends and see each other all the time anyway.
Danes have no problem with self-irony and being laughed at ;-);-)