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I think I hate everyone who criticizes blue clay*. I lose nights and nights of sleep thinking of how much I hate these people.
Yes, people can think and like what the hell they want. But I am pretty sure people just say blue clay sucks to:
a) pose as purists;
b) complain because they have mouths and fingers;
c) complain because they found a (wrong) reason to criticize.
And, yes, I know some beloved icons complained too. Well, I do not give flying damn. They complained because they:
a) lost;
b) found a stupid reason to complain.
Before I am bombarded with all the same arguments I already read and now, here they go:
a) blue clay is (too) slippery:
That was the main issue when the thing was happening. I took the time and watched I guess six matches and I COUNTED the times people slipped or lost footing. Then I counted it in some more matches in Rome and Roland Garros. It happened less in Madrid. Case closed.
Additional evidence: two players that year got injured slipping in Monte Carlo (Juan Monaco and someone else). Zero players got injured in Madrid.
Additional evidence II: some players went through the whole tournament without losing their footing.
Additional evidence III: normal clay is slippery.
b) it is too fast:
First, I don't care. Why the hell can't we have a fast clay court? We have (very) slow hards, even slow grass! Why just ONE clay court can't be faster? Second, Madrid was ALWAYS faster than the rest. It got faster? Yes. 200% faster? Hell no.
c) The difference in the viewing experience is not that great:
Yes, it is enormous. It is beyond my ability to put in words. I don't even wanna talk with people who think like that (oh, what an horrendous thing to say...).
d) I forgot, but it was just like the above, and I had a good answer too.
Oh! I remember now! Blue clay is heretic:
YES! I love heretic things! Evolution is heretic, in more than a sense. I want to sacrifice a goat in blue clay to be as heretic and sinful as I can possibly be.
But please remember that I respect everyone's opinion and that I love you all.
P.S. So why it was ditched? Because hordes of boring people screamed as loud as they could to make things worst.
(*) - pretty much everyone
Yes, people can think and like what the hell they want. But I am pretty sure people just say blue clay sucks to:
a) pose as purists;
b) complain because they have mouths and fingers;
c) complain because they found a (wrong) reason to criticize.
And, yes, I know some beloved icons complained too. Well, I do not give flying damn. They complained because they:
a) lost;
b) found a stupid reason to complain.
Before I am bombarded with all the same arguments I already read and now, here they go:
a) blue clay is (too) slippery:
That was the main issue when the thing was happening. I took the time and watched I guess six matches and I COUNTED the times people slipped or lost footing. Then I counted it in some more matches in Rome and Roland Garros. It happened less in Madrid. Case closed.
Additional evidence: two players that year got injured slipping in Monte Carlo (Juan Monaco and someone else). Zero players got injured in Madrid.
Additional evidence II: some players went through the whole tournament without losing their footing.
Additional evidence III: normal clay is slippery.
b) it is too fast:
First, I don't care. Why the hell can't we have a fast clay court? We have (very) slow hards, even slow grass! Why just ONE clay court can't be faster? Second, Madrid was ALWAYS faster than the rest. It got faster? Yes. 200% faster? Hell no.
c) The difference in the viewing experience is not that great:
Yes, it is enormous. It is beyond my ability to put in words. I don't even wanna talk with people who think like that (oh, what an horrendous thing to say...).
d) I forgot, but it was just like the above, and I had a good answer too.
Oh! I remember now! Blue clay is heretic:
YES! I love heretic things! Evolution is heretic, in more than a sense. I want to sacrifice a goat in blue clay to be as heretic and sinful as I can possibly be.
But please remember that I respect everyone's opinion and that I love you all.
P.S. So why it was ditched? Because hordes of boring people screamed as loud as they could to make things worst.
(*) - pretty much everyone