I'm no fashion critic but I know a fine-dressed lady when I see one. This year, apparently Black is the new Black. The only bit of color is in Aga's shoes. I miss Serena's BAM! yellow dress. Here are mine in order.
1. Kvitova. Wow wow wawawow wawawawawaooooooooo ruff
2. Halep. Modesty is sexy, baby.
3. Muguruza. Not a big fan on the Amazon, one-shoulder look, but Garby's dyed locks help her pull it off.
4. Pennetta. Not bad. Matches Foggy's mood. I'm sure she'll do better in picking out china patterns.
5. Kerber. Too cutesy-poo. Kerber needs to borrow Kvitova's dress. Instant No. 1
6. Safarova. This is the dress they keep handy for the players who finally qualified on the day before. Meh.
7. Radwanska. Toss up between Aga and No. 8 but the red shoes got her in by the heel. But that vinyl wrap-around, peek-a-boo mess is......a mess.
8. Sharapova. I won't even mention that dress. Aye carumba. I can't decide which I like better; the left shoe or the right.
And this ends my career as a fashion critic.