Thanks, Moxie (for the "drag"). But I am sure you can do it in less than one minute, Formula 1 teams change the four wheels of a car in less than 2 seconds -- anyway, just thinking out loud.
About Hawkeye and grass, I guess there is a combination of factors. As you say, the fact that the surface is not smooth is a factor, and, again as you say, on grass it shall a problem too. I am pretty sure the accuracy on grass is smaller than on hards.
But clay has two additional problems. The dust, which goes up after the ball touches the ground, and surely blurs the image. The physical condition which defines the instant of contact is the inversion of the vertical speed orientation -- and surely the raising dust makes this a little harder. Also, the color of the court. In the end, all is translated to pixels, and optically orange is composed by yellow and red. In other words blue and yellow have a stark contrast, orange and yellow don´t. (see, the solution is blue clay. I keep saying but no one listens!!!).
[Edit] Of course I would not resist and try to answer your rhetorical question.