Winston Churchill was famous for some legendary sparring with Lady Astor and others in the Houses of Parliament.
When accused of being 'disgustingly drunk' by Bessie Braddock, Churchill responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'
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Another put-down was delivered when he received an urgent call from the Lord Privy Seal while he sat on the toilet. Churchill responded: “Tell him I can only deal with one shit at a time.â€
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Nancy Astor, female Member of Parliament was famous for her exchanges with Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Winston Churchill: "Madam,i f you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
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